- Official political party policy. Everything about it. Doesn't matter which party, they're all terrible. Policy launches are the worst sort of pantomime. Policy documents read like they were written by grade four kids. It's all light on substance and heavily repetitive. No wonder no one wants to vote in this country!
- Hipsters and pinkos who love Apple products and totally buy into the whole Apple ecosystem, but refuse to buy a burger at McDonalds or a Dominos pizza because they don't like big corporates pushing out the 'little guy'. They don't see the contradiction in worshipping one of the world's 10 biggest companies whilst hating numbers 11-2500 just because they are big!
- Does the TAC see the heavy irony in their "Distractions lead to disaster" advertising campaign? Nothing is more distracting then a 12 foot high moronic billboard whilst you're doing 100km/h.
- Andrew Strauss. Imagine him, Tom Moody and Ian Chappel in commentary together, it could be the most exciting game of cricket ever and you'd still fall asleep they're so boring.
Thursday, 8 August 2013
Let's get grumpy
Thursday, 13 September 2012
The joys of Melbourne's trains.
For the second time this week there were no trains on the Sydenham line. That's the one that ends at Watergardens station way out west.
Both outages occurred due to bozos being hit by trains. My outrage is directed squarely at Metro for having a wholly inadequate plan B for this scenario. Eventually a couple of crappy old buses turned up to ferry us poor sods to a place where the trains were running. The driver hardly seemed to know what he was doing. Lets couple that with the facts of heavy traffic and cold and that you need ten buses to cover the loss of one train. Hopeless.
Point two is that the hub and spoke train network means that alternatives are just not present. Maybe the first home builder's bonus could've been spent on some new railways. Nah you idiot voters love the bribes!
Rant ends.
Thursday, 21 June 2012
Senator Conroy - wrecking ball in a suit
- The Treasurer is a prize fool
- The Prime Minister can't buy a jacket that fits properly
- Wilkie is never getting his pokie reforms
Here's some recent articles from The Age where he is quoted or mentioned:
The Age search page
On top of being the guy responsible for what will be one of the great loss-making ventures of all time - the NBN, he may well be the one who curbs your right to have a ridiculous blog like this one or perhaps read a bit of insanity. He may control how much football or cricket gets shown on delay by channel seven; got the last say on video games and porn as well. Let's not forget that he blackmailed Telstra into selling the copper network to the NBN and agreeing to 'structural separation'.
Over the past couple of years Senator Conroy has been at the forefront of the proposed internet filter for the whole country, recently he's talking about media diversity. 'Media diversity' is used in the recent context of stopping people like Gina Rinehart and Rupert Murdoch from having the media outlets in which they have large shareholdings reflect their personal views since the ALP and greens do not agree with them. Former Senator Bob Brown thought along these lines too. He thought News Ltd was out to get him: turned out it was just some of the more radical Greens who wanted him gone!
In this day and age a pretty good argument can be mounted that media diversity laws are completely un-necessary. The digital age is seeing the rapid convergence of media types and a much greater overall choice in news services. Sure the big channels/mastheads/websites are owned by a few big companies, but that it basically the nature of the Australian economy as a whole. If you don't like those outlets there are plenty of blogs, foreign agencies and street corners wackos you can turn to.
Had you read just one of the articles in the link above you will have noticed that the reporting is in no way neutral. Mainstream media has been bereft of facts and plagued by over-editorialising for the past decade and a half at least, so no more complaining about Fox News. At least they don't pretend to be neutral.
During his tenure, Conroy has strengthened the minister's control of the ridiculous anti-siphoning list of big events that must be shown on free to air TV, started spending $40 billion without a cost-benefit analysis and is seeking to curb free speech and expression via an internet filter and limit the rights of directors to control their companies. Seriously consider your Senate vote at the next election people!!
Thursday, 10 May 2012
The Australian Football League - integrity not needed
http://www.afl.com.au/news/newsarticle/tabid/208/newsid/135397/default.aspx
and the letter to clubs.
So umpires have been 'instructed' to jerk their knees in reaction to another media storm. Much like the 'head is sacrosanct' edict, this will no doubt create more confusion and lead to a rash of free kicks not paid in similar circumstances in earlier rounds of the season. For the players it must be like trying to get sense out of a professional on Friday afternoon after a wet lunch - you know the answer will be different Monday morning.
Free kicks decide games and no doubt this knee jerk reaction will have an impact this weekend. Nevermind fans, your hopes of seeing your team play in September might just get sunk this weekend. As opposed to last week when the rules were different!
If it wasn't bad enough that there is no integrity in the fixture or the player draft which both have ridiculous compromises for the sake of money, we can now add changing the rules mid-season.
I can't decide if the change itself is worse than the reactionary nature of administration that brought it about. Actually I can. The change is minor and will be a harsh enforcement of existing laws, but the fact of the change is a sign of weakness. It's a shame the press can't get the AFL to act the same way on Grand Final ticket prices or having the roof open at Etihad Stadium. This week we have seen the press baying for change, players and coaches really just seemed to want consistency. Fans? Well who cares so long as the keep paying. Can't say I enjoyed seeing David Swallow on a bad ankle or Gary Rohan's leg fracture, but if the AFL in its infinite wisdom, maintains a Laws of the Game committee that can't sort these things out during the six month off season, then too bad. Wait till the next season. Try not talking to the press about the subject.
Perhaps if the Laws of the Game committee worried about the things that most rules are for in any sport, we wouldn't have this problem. Most rules in any sport, especially contact sports, are for player safety. In the AFL, rules are for fiddling with. Quick kick-ins have resulted in the now never enforced deliberate rushed behind rule. Time-on for throw ins resulted in two new ruck rules. The list goes on over the past 20 years. Now we fiddle mid-season with the rules, so that players have to adapt again. Since players are contracted on a season-by-season basis, could a suspension for an infraction as a result of this sort of rule change be grounds for claiming lost earnings through the courts? Or the loss of a finals berth by a club?
Integrity - the AFL craps on about it, but ignores it as often as possible. The AFL worries about it image so much almost that one image seems to have caused this rule change, but the bigger picture is rotten. Un-explained team changes, a highly compromised fixture that leaves some teams as perennial also-rans or poor or both, officials and associates that bet on games, tanking for draft picks and now mid-season rule changes. If you're so worried about your image as compared to competitors, how about running a league where the goals don't move during competition?
Monday, 30 April 2012
Excellent Article
http://www.theage.com.au/opinion/politics/manufactured-crisis-20120428-1xro9.html
I know that some of the opinions in the article are counter to postings I've made previously on this blog. Especially in relation to the car industry. However if you're unwilling to accept a different point of view and/or perhaps change your own view, will you ever grow as a person?
This opinion is even more poignant given the diabolical nature of Australia's current parliament and the ruling party's head-in-the-sand attitudes to "workers". Marxism is dead people.
Monday, 27 February 2012
The folly of governments with money
$300m more from taxpayers to save car jobs
Here are two great articles about how governments spend money.
The first is a proposed Monorail linking a couple of sheds built next to a runway (Avalon or Geelong airport) with a railway station that doesn't yet exist. If the Simpsons has taught us nothing else (and it has taught us plenty), monorail is a synonym for both 'white elephant' and 'waste of money'. The article reads like a dreamer's bedside table notepad. You'll be able to check your bags before you get on the monorail. Monorail will be cheaper than regular rail. This sounds as impractical as it is stupid. No thought given to security, traffic going the other way or scale.
Why did Victoria's transport minister pass comment? This proposal is barely beyond the 'I just thought of it' phase and this article is clearly intended by the airport operators to help facilitate government funding of a rail link. Ministers should not pass comment on what is not much more than idle speculation. Politicians wonder why the general public struggles to take them seriously!
The second article is one of my favourite topics as it poses a unique quandary for policy makers in Australia. There are very few countries (about a dozen I think I read somewhere recently) that retain the ability to design and build cars from scratch. Australia is one of them. But we spend a fair bit of taxpayer's money to keep it that way. From a pure market point of view, that money is a waste as we could just import or assemble vehicles and hang on to at least $1billion a year. But pure markets are for dreamers and academics. In the real world there is the political considerations of losing heavy industrial capacity.
There are the obvious job losses at car manufacturers and then the closure of parts suppliers. But what I believe is the most important and best argument for large government subsidisation of the auto industry is defence. We are not just a country, we are also a continent. So if this continent loses the ability to manufacture vehicles, it becomes a strategic weakness in terms of defence posturing and wartime capability. As a wide open land next door to the most populous region on earth this can not be ignored. The engineering and manufacturing skills needed for the design and manufacture of vehicles is very important to the defence of a continent. We can't rely on the yanks for everything.
Ideally and ordinarily I'd pump for the free market economics solution and save the money, but he who fails to prepare for war is destined to find himself in one. Perhaps the re-introduction of import tariffs might be a better way to support heavy manufacturing as it shifts the cost burden onto the consumers and producers of foreign cars rather than across all taxpayers who tend to resent the concept of government handouts to specific industries. With a very strong Australian dollar this protectionist measure actually has some merit for help the auto industry stand on its on feet whilst imported cars are so cheap. But governments have been giving the car makers handouts since the tariff wall started to come down in the 1980s, so both parties are kind of wedded to the concept and the car makers know they are going to be supported, so they keep putting their hands out for more. If the idea didn't fill me with dread, I would suggest nationalisation here - but that would probably cost way more than subsidisation ever will.
So two articles about government expenditure and no mention of cost-benefit analysis or mention of any great argument for not spending the money on a pile of paperclips. Not that cost-benefit analysis is necessarily helpful. Take the Monash freeway here in Melbourne. For some reason it was originally built as a two-lane road with traffic lights, yet within twenty years and a few billion extra dollars it is a four lane monster with grade separations. Obviously the cost-benefit analysis in 1990 didn't look too far ahead or else it would have been economical to build the road at full size back then. So what I guess I'm getting at it that if it buys votes (auto subsidy) and offers a good photo opportunity (monorail) it is more likely to get assessed and funded than if it may actually accrue long-term benefits to the community (large freeway).
Tuesday, 3 January 2012
New Year, Same Shit
Here's some hard truths:
- Australia is probably the richest country on the planet right now - you are one of its very wealthy citizens. Tough shit if you can't afford a third bathroom in your suburban palace or an overseas holiday.
- Your lack of insight on point one probably makes you think you are just a battler and the world is against you. Actually you are in a position of economic power that your kids will probably never know. Don't waste the opportunity. Stop wasting your money on grog and 500g steaks you can't finish.
- If you didn't like 2011, do things differently - don't continue to whine like a fat pig. If that's how it was always done and you're whining, change the damn record. Your approach is wrong. It's not the world - it is you.
- On the subject of resolutions, did you write it down? put in a time frame, set benchmarks or even tell anyone? If the answer is no, stop kidding yourself. You are just a damn windbag making a crappier noise than a set of bagpipes. Hell, I'd like to slap you!
- New Year is basically just another rubbish Hallmark holiday. I have no idea why it is pretty much a global public holiday. Who cares?
No.
Australia, stop whinging and get back to work. Drinking season (roughly Dec 10 - Jan 3) is done for another year and it is good fun. At no stage in that time did you stop and think about how frivolous it all is and opt out to save the money you supposedly don't have. Just threw in the odd sook about the government not doing enough or some such, right?
Time to spit out the dummy and sack the friggin' Nanny!
Friday, 25 November 2011
The Nurses' Strike
Victoria has a pretty chronic shortage of nurses. This is a fact. Our big hospitals send people on recruiting drives interstate and overseas. Nurses are worked pretty hard - to the point where most are actually part-timers rather full time staff. They have to rotate on and off night shifts as well. So there can be no disputing a pay rise for at least cost of living (which is more than has been offered).
Where it comes unstuck is the rigid adherence to existing nurse:patient ratios and demarcations between job classifications. There are barely enough nurses at the moment to fill available positions. The government wants to be able to bring in lower skilled (and paid) nurses aides (or similar). Thus would enable them to open more beds and perhaps save money on a per patient basis. Nurses see this as a devaluation of their skills and work. To some extent maybe it is.
But, and this is a big but, when cost cutting measures occur in hospitals - fewer cleaners, clerks, porters or maybe social workers - nurses are the ones who get lumped with the extra work. The doctors' union is too strong to allow any of this "unskilled, non-clinical" work to land on their shoulders, so nurses bear the burden. This nurse's aide concept should allow the nurses to relieve themselves of some of this burden. A skilled division 1 nurse is not needed to change sheets, clean up vomit, feed a demented old man or deliver a bed pan in most cases. This can be done by anyone. If you argue against this then I'll run for parliament campaigning to bring in child licensing for prospective parents. Trade these jobs away nurses. Let someone else do it whilst you do dressings, plan discharges, administer medications and check wounds. Trade the ratio to one division one nurse to six patients provided there is a nurse's aide for every eight patients. This should give you more staff overall on each ward plus free up division one nurses to hopefully open some more beds across the entire system.
Nurses, it's time to change the mindset of the negotiations. Think about what you can get out of what the government wants rather than what they might be trying to take from you to get it. My last point is about productivity gains. There is no way that nurses can get more indirect and non-direct care positions in this bargaining period. You added heaps in the previous one and it is too big a drain on budgets and direct care personnel to do it again. Nurses in offices don't add much to patient care.
Tuesday, 22 November 2011
I think the writing is on the wall for Mehm
On paper Melbourne Victory looks the team to beat in the A-League. On the field it would seem that Broxham, Leijer, Vargas and Covic are having to do too much to keep the goals out, whilst the 'talent' struggles to string together more than three passes most of the time. Wonder why Fabio and Kemp didn't get forward on the weekend against Perth? Well we never had the ball long enough for them to run that far! Except when we were playing lots of predictable balls across the back. So we reverted to Merrick's counter-attacking game plan. Incredible given that we were playing against 10 men for almost an hour!
It helps only the opposition that Kewell, Thompson, Rojas and Hernandez basically refuse to defend. That's why we've seen Pondeljak return to the line-up in recent weeks as he runs both ways. That only leaves the back four plus Broxham and Celeski/Brebner to defend. I'm staggered we haven't coughed up more goals. In a league that has emulated the AFL with the forward pressure, this malaise is going to hurt the Victory and soon.
So we have to start looking at the manager/coach. Surely the slow ball movement and defensive laziness have to be blamed on this group. Mehm even mentioned that they weren't fit enough to go the distance after the Perth debacle. Well Mehmet, that's all on you! If they're not fit seven games into a 27 game season, what hope do we have? We were pretty lucky against Brisbane as it is public knowledge that they have been doing heavy training loads to build extra stamina for a good crack at the Asian Champion's League next year. It would seem that Melbourne's training consists of looking at pictures of Kewell's new house!
My point is this. Durakovic has until about Christmas (maybe not that long) to start winning matches or his New Year's resolution will be to find a job without using seek.com. Both workrate and combination are lacking from the Victory's play. Deficiencies in those areas fall as much on management as on players after a six month off season. Lastly if Durakovic gets the sack, why should Kevin Muscat get to stay, let alone be the next manager as so many seem to think?
Friday, 11 November 2011
The short, short version.
I used to be against this with a pretty low overall care factor. You know I was happy with equal tax status and de facto unions and what not, but I thought "marriage is for a boy and a girl - no buts!" Recently my care factor has reduced to zero thanks to things I've seen in the paper. Things like Kim Kardashian's pay-per-view marriage that only lasted for 7 episodes and mail-order 17 year old brides coming into Australia has just broken my resistance. If there are so many complete rubbish marriages between boys and girls, then why stop gay people getting hitched. In my experience they seem to be better at choosing "life-partners" anyway. So this conservative has given in. You want it - you can have it.
Carbon Dioxide Tax
This bit of bastardry is now law. Upsetting but its done, much like speed limits, I'll just have to wear more clamps on my personal liberties. Forget what Tony Abbott says about repealing it. No government will ever give up that much revenue. Nor will taxpayers give up the income tax cuts that came with it. The biggest shame is that it is really a social welfare policy and a means of imposing central control on the economy rather than an environmental policy. If it were an environmental policy they probably would've just need to tweak existing environmental protection laws rather than pass 19 bills that created three massive bureaucracies and radically changed the tax and welfare system. They'll be fiddling with this, just like the superannuation laws - endlessly.
Speed Limits
I'm over speed limits. Fifty here, forty at some times of the day, sixty at others, now eighty. It is crap! I don't give a fuck about the road toll in Victoria. If some drunk teenager wants to get in a car with a dozen of his mates and wrap the car around a pole - they deserve to die. That level of collective stupidity gives us problems like Tasmania (the state is broke and about half of them are government employees) or people who waste all their money at the pokies. I would like to be able to drive around and look at the road and other cars rather than my ugly speedometer. All those places that are marked as 40kmh piss me off. During the day you can't go much over 40kmh anyway as the road is so congested, so the limit is just to catch you and take your money should the road clear up for a minute. It's not safer, it's not environmentally friendly to drive around in second gear and it makes having a car way less economical. Let's go back to the good ol' days where the speed limit was sixty everywhere except on big roads with six lanes that were 80. Let's simplify and get back to watching the road. I'm sick of trading off my liberties to maybe help save the life of some mouth breathing ape who does stupid things with their car.
Wednesday, 19 October 2011
Shareholder returns
Monday, 17 October 2011
Bushnell is back! Some short comments on current topics.
Congratulations 'organisers': Those who are members of rent-a-crowd anonymous and 'I've got an irrelevant axe to grind' international now have somewhere to go. They are currently bottling up city streets all over the world chanting about being poor or gay or short or fat or not rich enough or controlled by the man. BEST IDEA EVER - we'll just have a giant protest with no purpose or proposed outcomes!
Apparently it started as a protest against those fat cat bankers. Have to say I can agree with that. Squandering my savings, stealing my investment returns as bloated wages and generally not adding anything tangible to the progress of society. But Western countries re still allegedly "free", so they have a right to do that stuff if there's a market for it. I won't be asking for more government control (of anything). I will be voting against remuneration reports and directors at annual meetings and I will be writing to my super fund to request they do the same for my stolen money. No one can add their bullshit agenda to that kind of protest.
Industrial Relations in Australia
Again congratulations! This time to the lefties who voted in this terrible minority government. Strikes are back in fashion. As are go-slows on construction sites and closed shop workplaces. Union power is growing again and holding back the economy - right when it can't afford to be held back in most sectors. Union membership is still in decline. More power to another minority!
Note to workers: Your union doesn't look after you - it looks after itself. By that I mean its political power base and leadership. Why else did they all merge in the 80s and 90s? Easier for the ACTU and ALP to control.
Mining Tax
Pray that this is not passed by parliament in it's current form. It is diabolical. The original proposal as per the Henry Taxation Review is the correct structure for this tax. It is fair and even.
The mining tax is an important policy that must be passed as it will slow down the investment in mining which is crowding out the rest of the nation's economy. Don't think that these projects won't ever happen because of a tax - that is utter crap. They just won't all happen at once. Since you can only dig up the country once, it's important that we don't sell it all in the next 40 years. It's also really important for the owners of the holes (taxpayers) and not just those doing the digging to get the best returns possible. This tax will also provide a revenue stream for all that infrastructure and middle class welfare taxpayers keep asking for.
Wednesday, 21 September 2011
Like a child, I went on a tram ride
Once I boarded the tram at Elizabeth and Collins Streets, I was surprised at how full it was at about 3pm. Also I noticed that from the half of the tram I could see, I was a about a 3:1 chance to win a game of spot the round eye. Now I'm just making an observation, not insinuating anything here. This was not a persistent feature of the passenger mix across the whole journey. Other passenger types I got to enjoy was the girl who talks the entire tram ride to her non-replying boyfriend (she had a large coffee in hand), schoolboys (they reek like the dog pound) and the smart arse schoolboy who has to try and piss the driver off by pressing the door buzzer as many times as possible at each stop to the point where the doors freeze. No crazies or drunks. First time for everything on a full tram!
It was nice to ride past Victoria Market and realise that not very far out of the CBD, most of the buildings were only two or three stories tall. Looks like a good area to maybe live in as the tram heads along Flemington Road toward the hospital precinct. Nice old houses, wide streets. Probably costs a mint. Further out I got to see what Essendon, Niddrie and Moonee Ponds look like. Finally they stopped being fantastical places that exist only in conversations. Essendon and Moonee Ponds looked like fairly nice places. Niddrie looks like a bucket of shit - maybe it will be the next Brunswick in the property game? Oh and what you see of Airport West also looks like a bucket of shit. I can't even recommend it as a parking destination.
My favourite part of the day was on the way back into town when five ticket inspectors got on board. Why five? Are they expecting to have some dance crew step to them like in the movies? At this point there were more Yarra Trams employees on board than passengers. Anyway, once I pulled my earphones out and realised the guy wanted to see a ticket, I opened my wallet and started to pull out my myki. Inspector man didn't even wait to see the whole card before saying, "that's fine" and wandering off. No way to check that it wasn't validated. Who pays for trams, honestly? So the lesson of the day was that five gestapo can't even check if you've voluntarily activated your myki on a tram. The combination of myki and ticket inspectors seems to be an absolute winner for freeriders like me. It's disturbing that $1.3billion buys such a retarded system.
Don't ever feel guilty about not paying for tram rides! It's not your fault it's so easy.
Personally I think Yarra Trams accruing large losses will be the only way to remedy the system.
Friday, 16 September 2011
Social Engineering or Just Stupid?
Wednesday, 14 September 2011
Fast and Furious 5
If you haven't seen Fast and Furious 5, you should. It is, by a good margin, the best of the Fast and Furious series. Don't be put off by the fact that Paul Walker couldn't act dead if you shot him in the face or that Vin Diesel is only slightly more life-like than your average department store mannequin.
This movie is a great merger of the action sub-genres of heist and chase. Dwanye 'The Rock' Johnson is the super cop chasing our favourite fugitive protagonists who in turn have decided to go head to head with Rio De Janeiro's barrio kingpin.
I can assure you that there is precious little time wasted on character development in this movie. It has as many characters as Ocean's 11, but few have much to say. The line, "I had a life before I knew you." is used both for comedic purposes and to cover the lack of depth for most of the characters. This movie is all about cars and stunts with the predictable cheesy and corny lines to accompany crashes and races.
Whilst I had offered nothing more than back-handed compliments to this movie, it is very entertaining. The director, Justin Lin, keeps it moving at a good pace, whilst the script and locations allows for some great car and foot chase scenes. It is a simple story well done. The combination of stunts and CGI is good as it keeps a degree of realism to the movie.
Next time you want a night off and some brain candy, give this movie a look - unless you don't like car chases!
Thursday, 8 September 2011
Level crossings and PSOs on Melbourne's rail network: what do they have in common?
Firstly, some background. The Committee for Melbourne is 'an apolitical organisation that looks strategically at issues that impact beyond the short term electoral cycles. The Committee brings together Melbourne’s most influential businesses and organisations to work collaboratively to enhance Melbourne – economically, socially and environmentally.' They have been involved in projects like the Citylink freeways and the creation of the city circle tram. In June they announced that removing Melbourne's 172 level crossings at an average cost of $100million was likely to need the private sectors help. Removal of level crossings is seen as a major step in increasing rail service frequency and alleviating road traffic congestion around points of intersection.
PSOs form part of the Ballieu government's law and order agenda. They were promised pre-election as a means of combating violence and graffiti at and around railway stations. The use of PSOs to create confidence and safety around the rail network is a good idea as this city becomes more reliant on rail travel. In the course of considering the roll-out of this program, it was realised that the PSOs would need to be able to perform bodily functions whilst on shift and that there would need to be working toilets at railway stations. The problem is that many stations do not have working public toilets and a few do not have toilets at all. They have been locked up and not maintained for so long that major works may be required at some locations.
Of the fifteen or so level crossings that I know well, most have an adjacent railway station. So let's combine the two problems. To put the railway line under the road will require rebuilding the train station where it is adjacent. For the private sector to invest $100million to solve this problem for the taxpayer they will want to build a bit more than just a train station on the available area. So I say let them have the rights to build shops or apartments above or in front of the station. Give them a 99 year peppercorn lease. Make sure that they build sufficient car parking and public toilets for the PSOs. Stipulate that they station must be well lit and have multiple entry points. Add lease clauses for recycling bins if you think it's important, but get the ball rolling on some redevelopment.
Obviously grade separation and rebuilding of railway stations takes a lot longer than renovating some bathrooms, but level crossings and the awful old and tired stations have got to go. Commuters deserve better and would love to have PSOs patrolling clean, new, 21st century railway stations. Dear Ballieu government, it will be a vote winner!
Wednesday, 7 September 2011
Cowboys and Aliens
Daniel Craig is the bewildered hero, Harrison Ford and Sam Rockwell co-star with Olivia "I'm in everything in 2011" Wilde is the female lead. John Favreau directs so Cowboys and Aliens rolls along at a decent pace and has ample comic relief. The movie is called Cowboys and Aliens, so I don't know what sort of screenplay people were expecting. It's a fairly standard alien invasion plot, just set back in the wild west.
Favreau combines CGI and some awesome horse stunts to give the actions sequences as realistic a feel as possible. I reckon they managed to get every kind of horse stunt possible into this movie. Congratulations to the wranglers! Also there is plenty of homage paid to the western genre and the urge to have the hero imitate Indiana Jones and not leave his hat behind no matter the situation was clearly too strong to resist.
Cowboys and Aliens is very enjoyable and is certainly on a par with Independence Day. Watch and enjoy.
Tuesday, 9 August 2011
Competition Policy: Epic Fail?
Captain America = shit
After the joys of The Punisher, DareDevil and Electra to name a few, I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that comic book characters can be become awful movies.
At some stage in a either a high school drama or english class, I learned that the success of fiction is based on 'the willing suspension of disbelief' on the part of the audience. It is the job of the writer/director/actors to keep the audience in this state of mind. I lost it about five minutes after yet another american hero took drugs to improve his performance. It wasn't when he was chasing - and catching - cars. It was when the guy he was chasing got into the nazi bat-sub in Queens, New York.
The suspension of disbelief came back for a little while after that as the captain sold bonds and did USO shows. But and I should have known there would always be a but, almost everything about Hydra was in no way believable in the context set up in the first 30mins of the movie. If you set up a movie in the context of World War 2, then you can only extend reality so far before it becomes ridiculous. So Hydra has super weapons - fine. That the US captures them and then doesn't use them is not! Hydra turns on the Nazis and there are no reprisals? Ernst Rohm's ghost will tell you that doesn't happen. And so it continued.
Personally, I have severe struggles with movies set in the past that have technology we don't yet have today. I hated League of distinguished Gentlemen for this reason. Captain America suffers many of the same problems.
Add to the plethora of implausibles a by-the-numbers script. If you ever watch this movie, at the start of each scene guess the outcome - 99% of the time you'll be right if you've seen a few action movies before. The love interest getting used as a hostage is probably the only part of a stock standard action flick missing.
On a happier note, the two veterans in the cast - Tommy Lee Jones and Hugo Weaving - were both pretty good in their roles. Chris Evans and his CGI buddies did ok too.
Sunday, 7 August 2011
High Speed Rail - what is the deal?
- I am a massive fan of High Speed Trains. Having ridden Fast and Very Fast trains on three continents, it is my preferred mode of travel.
- This week the government released a preliminary report which was designed to inform and scope a detailed (probably all the way to a business-case) final report.
- Melbourne to Canberra
- Canberra to Sydney
- Sydney to Newcastle (the subject of a greater detail sub-study)
- Newcastle to Brisbane
Segment | Length | Stations | Risk Adjusted Cost Est ($2011b) | |||
Corridor Name | (km) | P10 | P50 | P90 | ||
Brisbane to Newcastle | ||||||
3 Direct Corridor (via Beaudesert) | 676 | 4 | $21.7 | $28.9 | $35.9 | |
3a Direct Corridor (via Gold Coast) | 701 | 5 | $24.9 | $32.6 | $40.6 | |
4 Coastal Corridor (via Beaudesert) | 701 | 7 | $20.0 | $23.8 | $27.8 | |
5 Coastal Corridor (via Gold Coast) | 706 | 8 | $22.2 | $26.9 | $31.7 | |
Newcastle to Sydney | ||||||
8 Central Coast Corridor | 120 | 4 | $10.7 | $14.2 | $17.9 | |
Sydney to Canberra | ||||||
11 Hume Highway Corridor (via Southern Highlands) | 271 | 4 | $10.9 | $15.1 | $19.2 | |
12 Princes Highway Corridor (via Wollongong and Southern Highlands) | 290 | 5 | $15.0 | $19.8 | $24.5 | |
Canberra to Melbourne | ||||||
14a Hume Highway Corridor (via Wagga Wagga and Albury-Wodonga) | 552 | 4 | $19.5 | $22.4 | $25.6 | |
Brisbane to Melbourne (totals) | ||||||
Best route (5,8,11,14a) | 1649 | 20 | $63.3 | $78.6 | $94.4 | |
cheapest (4,8,11,14a) | 1644 | 19 | $61.1 | $75.5 | $90.5 | |
dearest (3a,8,12,14a) | 1663 | 18 | $70.1 | $89.0 | $108.6 | |