Thursday, 8 August 2013

Let's get grumpy

Well pushing 12 months since the last time I shared some thoughts with a world that didn't want to listen.  This week I'm going for the old fashioned angry man blog.  Here's what's shitting me:

  1. Official political party policy.  Everything about it.  Doesn't matter which party, they're all terrible.  Policy launches are the worst sort of pantomime.  Policy documents read like they were written by grade four kids.  It's all light on substance and heavily repetitive.  No wonder no one wants to vote in this country!
  2. Hipsters and pinkos who love Apple products and totally buy into the whole Apple ecosystem, but refuse to buy a burger at McDonalds or a Dominos pizza because they don't like big corporates pushing out the 'little guy'.  They don't see the contradiction in worshipping one of the world's 10 biggest companies whilst hating numbers 11-2500 just because they are big!
  3. Does the TAC see the heavy irony in their "Distractions lead to disaster" advertising campaign?  Nothing is more distracting then a 12 foot high moronic billboard whilst you're doing 100km/h.
  4. Andrew Strauss.  Imagine him, Tom Moody and Ian Chappel in commentary together, it could be the most exciting game of cricket ever and you'd still fall asleep they're so boring.
More to come...

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